The Empire of The Azorians is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 422 million Azoriansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Miguel. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The strong Azoriansian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Escudos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,239 Escudos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Azorians's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Azorians is ranked 232,598^th in the world and 12^th in Vatican for Largest Populations, with 422 million capita.